The Monsters: A show about monsters who are racially profiled. Minorities: In the news, the word "minority" is replaced by a new word. Show Business: Dave meets with Show Business to show Dave ideas for the show, including: a Dave Chappelle cereal, a Lil' Jon movie, and Dave on MTV Cribs.

Howard Dean Campaign: Dave's version of a black Howard Dean. Sex Tape: Dave's distractions during sex. Security: Dave plays Gary Coleman as a security guard who attacks a customer. Pixies: People pop up in several people's minds that make them feel racially insecure. Opinions: People give their opinion about the "Pixies" sketch. Plus an extra "Pixies" sketch.

$11,000 Haircut: This sketch starts as the announcement of Dave's payment of $55,000,000 and everybody trying to extort him. Hip-Hop Newsbreak: Dave is playing a white newscaster and delivers a story based off of Method Man beating someone the way described in Method Man's M.E.T.H.O.D. Man song from the 36 Chambers album. Revenge: Dave goes around with his new found fortune and gets revenge on everyone whose shafted him in the past. 2Pac's Alive: This skit has Dave in a club when a "new" 2Pac song (sung by Chappelle) comes on and the lyrics are based on todays events.