Homer and Marge offer up martial advice to the Springfield Isotopes struggling first baseman, who is having problems with his pop star wife.

Lisa takes a stand against creationism being the only theory taught at Springfield Elementary.

Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper sheís won the services off comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together to tackle the job. The noxious mixture knocks her out and she wakes up suffering fr

The family attends "Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical." The musical's director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist comments about her education and that of women in general. He

As the family waits for their food at ìThe Frying Dutchman,î they pass the time by telling stories. Lisa tells about the Mayflowerís journey to America, where Marge and her kids are Pilgrims and they are joined by a knave named Homer who joins th

At the power plant a movie is shown where the workers endorse outsourcing and Mr. Burns announces that he is closing the plant and moving the work to India. Homer is the only union employee left on the payroll and he is sent to India to train the replacem

Homer spearheads the effort to get pro-football to bring a new franchise to Springfield. The football commissioner, on his way to officially award the franchise, stops at the Simpson house where Grandpa (mistaking him for a burglar) attacks him. Springfie

Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasnít left Lennyís apartment. Lenny eventually gets him to leave and Marge enters them in a contest where they can win a plasma TV of t

The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesnít want and gives it to Marge. In return Marge agrees to watch Rod and Todd while Ned is attending a left-ha

The family is on a nature walk through ìCarlís Dad Caverns,î when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave floor and winds up with Homer getting stuck in the ceiling of one of the lower cha

Mr. Krupt is the schoolís new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to ìBOMBARDMENT!î Bartís attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction of Groundskeeper Willieís shack and the family takes him in. Lisa deci

Bart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves they find in the valve room the chain reaction causes chaos throughout the school. Bart is caught an

The result of Marge's anger against Quimbyís new toll road leads to the discovery of a frozen mailman and his 40-year-old mail. The old mail is delivered to the recipients, including one to Grampa Simpson's deceased wife, and it reveals a secret love a

When Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders are unable to deliver the Christmas sermon, Homer steps in and tells the story of the birth of the baby Jesus (Bart), King Harodís (Mr. Burnsí) attempt to have the baby killed and the creation of the first Chri

After being humiliated by Mrs. Krabappel's class, Mr. Burns finally decides to buy a new car, so he orders a Lamborgotti Fasterossa. He sends Homer and his family to the factory in Italy to pick the car up. The family takes a tour of Italy in the new car,

The mayorís estate is used for Springfieldís Easter celebration, and in the course of the events, Homer embarrasses Marge in front of some new potential friends. To make it up, Homer decides to find her some new friends, with little luck. Marge find

Homer is ready for everyone to shower him with gifts on Fatherís Day and Marge and the kids go to the mall to obtain the presents. Lisa decides she is going to make something for her father, while Bart purchases the Leather Buddy multi-function knife.

Marge buys a tandem bicycle, but Homer doesn't seem to be interested. Bart takes up the offer and him and Marge start to spend a lot more time together. All the while, Homer builds up a massive amount of stregth in one of his arms. Moe then enters him int

It is game six of the World Series and Kang and Kodos decide to speed up the play of the game and they fire the acceleray. They shatter the fabric of the universe and everything is destroyed. B.I.: Bartificial IntelligenceBart falls into a deep coma from

Maggie has chicken pox, so Marge throws a "pox party" to help the children of Springfield catch the illness while they are young. During the party, Milhouse's parents get back together. Milhouse does not like this idea, so he and Bart try to break them up

The noise of early morning construction next door is keeping the family awake; there is a new stamp museum under construction. The family successfully leads a protest that gets the stamp museum moved to the site of the old graveyard; the old graveyard in

Homer gets into trouble with football gambling debts. As compensation, Fat Tony wants to use the Simpson home for shooting the adult film ìLemony Lickit: A Series of Horny Events.î Homer gets Marge and the kids to leave the house by sending them off