Mr. Burns is at deathís door and needs a blood transfusion from a donor that has the same very rare blood type that he does. Homer discovers that Bart has the same rare blood type and he sets his sights on receiving a large monetary gift from Mr. Burns

When Bart catches a glimpse of the original issue of Radioactive Man for sale at a comic book convention, he sets out to own the vintage comic book by any means necessary.

After Homer gets drunk and embarrasses Marge in front of their friends at a party, she signs them up for a church sponsored marriage retreat at Catfish Lake. Meanwhile, Grampa is left in charge of the kids.

With Miss Hoover out sick, an influential substitute teacher takes over for Lisaís class. Meanwhile, Bart runs for class president against Martin Prince.

Lisa helps Marge rekindle her passion for painting, after the family discovers some of her old artwork up in the attic. Meanwhile, Homer is determined to lose weight after becoming stuck in a water slide at an amusement park.

Grampa Simpson is put in a predicament, after his new girlfriend at the Retirement Castle passes away and leaves him with 06,000.

When the family dog, Santaís Little Helper, begins acting up in the Simpson home, he is forced to go to dog obedience school.

Homer discovers that he has a long lost half-brother, who happens to be the wealthy head of Powell Motors in Detroit, Michigan.

Marge's sister Selma seeks a husband, so Marge orders Homer to help in finding one. Things go wrong though, when Homer invites Principal Skinner over for dinner and Skinner instead falls for Selma's twin sister Patty.

Lisa fears that the family might go to Hell, when Homer gets an illegal, free cable TV hookup. Then she makes a stand by refusing to watch it causing problems throughout the family.

When the television breaks, the kids gather around, as Homer and Marge share the story of how they met back in high school.

Homer has only twenty-four hours to live, after he consumes a poison puffer fish at a sushi restaurant.

Homer and Bart seek a large cash settlement from Mr. Burns, after he hits Bart with his car.

Marge is fed up with the all the violence on ìThe Itchy

After he sees a daredevil perform at a monster truck rally, Bartís new dream is to become a daredevil himself.

The Simpson family Thanksgiving is ruined, after Bart feels has been wrongly punished, and decides to run away.

Bart and neighbor, Todd Flanders, are forced by their fathers, to compete against each other in a putt-putt golf tournament.

Homer turns into a big hit with the local baseball team and their fans, when he becomes the team mascot.

When the nuclear power plant fails a safety inspection, Mr. Burns runs for governor in an attempt to change the laws in his favor.

In this first installment of the yearly Halloween special, the Simpsons move to a haunted house, beam into outer space and take on a chilling literary classic. In the first segment, the family checks into a mansion that tries to make them kill one another

When Homer gets an experimental hair treatment, he grows a shaggy new mane. Marge finds the new Homer sexy and Mr. Burns mistakes his most incompetent employee for a hungry up-and-comer and promotes him. As part of his promotion, Homer gets an overly atte

After failing a history test, Bart strikes a deal with Martin Prince to make him cool in exchange for tutoring. Bart successfully transforms Martin into a regular kid, but Martin reneges on his side of the bargain and Bart is once again in danger of faili